Learrn Chinese in 5 Minutes!

Hi Guy's,

got this in an email this week and laughed my butt off.

Not racist just good use of letters.

enjoy ....lol

Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes

1) That's not right

Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?

Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3) See me ASAP

Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid man

Dum Fuk

5) Small horse

Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?

7) I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift

Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here

Wao So Dim?

10) I thought you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone

No Pah King

12) The appointment is scheduled for next week

Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight

Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great

Fa Kin Su Pah