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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Hot with heartburn

This is not my big belly but is close to the size lol. Well as you can guess the computer is back and I finally got five minutes to do a quick post. Hope your all doing really well and staying happy. Life here is still very busy and I have to admit I am running out of energy. Had a lecture from the Gp yesterday to slow down or have an early baby. So am now waddling around with my knees tied together. Ye aunty betty I can hear you saying thats what I should have been doing last september hey lol. Well I now have just over 12 weeks to go and am buggered to put it mildly. Can't believe the kids have easter holidays coming up now arghh where has this year gone. Hey got a funny joke for you all, well it made me laugh ... What do men in Iraq shout in a strip joint.... Show me your fasce show me your face. get it . Not as funny as when someone tells it to you face but you better all be bloody laughing your bums off.. ON a brighter note I have only put on 3.9 kilos LMBO here the phone just rang so ashley jumps up to answer it and hands me the phone through and guess what I just won..... A three month GYM PASS.. and you can guess what I told him. " So you think I am fat do ya.... hmmm no just 7 months pregnant. Oh congratulations mam ( that alone make me feel ancient arghhhh) no he was very sweet and hung up eagerly to get ontop his next winner lol. Cold callers , someone needs to love them hey.
Well it is nearly time for bed for Jonah which means bed for me yippee. it's only 6 15 but that'll do me just fine get him to bed and get a shower and a cup of tea and then pee about 23 times then toss and turn till I get comfy so I should be asleep by around midnight.
Also Aunty betty could you please ask the boys ( or young matt to email them all to me ) when they get the chance to email me at the address you use as I don't know in which safe place i put their email addresses. Love to uncle MAtt and all the boys, especially big kisses from the girls for Reese. Will install kodak agin in the computer soon which will lket me post some photos of us all and the last reno.
Links for Matt on australia, Brisbane, hot babes lol will get organised to send him some paperwork if he could email me his home address.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Not for the faint of heart lol

Flat Belly
A Little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy andsometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your wasting yourtime," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up." If you don't forward this joke in 5 minutes you will have bad sex for fifteen years.

Long lost Shona returns

Hi guys, This is just a quick post to let you all know that I am alive and well lol. Our computer died and we are in the process of getting a new one set up etc so at this present moment we are at the library thankfully Jonah has fallen asleep in the buggy beside us. I am now 6 months pregnant and keeping really well, Jonah getting heaps bigger and smarter too. He coulld talk through wet cement like his mother (Yeah I can hear you saying that aunty betty).

Life here has been super hectic. Ash is enjoying her high school and getting great grades and Natasha is loving having her primary school to herself lol. We finally finished the last house and as soon as we get the new computer I will post the pics the transformation is amazing. And now we have started on the next house lol, this one has a shop and a house on the property so we are nearly done with the house, painting it on sunday was not fun as we had 40 + degrees at Ipswich where the home is arghhhh it was hot hot hot and the paint was literaly drying before we had taken the roller off the wall lol. Any hoo I would post a pic or two from the net but it won't let me open more than one page at a time. I will try to get into all your blogs and say a quick hi but will get into it again when we get the new pc. Till then take care guys and keep posting lol.
love from your friend Shona