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Saturday, October 28, 2006

The Big Ten

My brother asked me to participate in his meme of what 10 things would I most like to impart to my children. And well these are my answers.

1.Thou stalt have no other God before me.
that includes TV kids.

2.Thou shalt not make any graven image.
that also includes TV kids.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
even when all your friends are doing it, and it may seem cool.

4.Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.
Live ever day like you meant too, your regrets will be fewer.

5.Honour thy Father and thy Mother.
Even if you thinks they are wrong or even uncool. Not that I am ok folks.

6.Thou shalt not kill
This includes my patience, my finances, my furniture and of course the dogs.

7.Thou shalt not commit adultery.
We will go into that one more when your older. lol

8.Thou shalt not steal.
Even from the lolly jar when you think I won't notice.

9.Thou shall not bear false witness.
This includes little white ones like no mum you don't look fat in those pants.

10.Thou shalt not covet.
Be happy with what you have in life.

Those are the main ten and then I still have more like

1. Respect those who earn your respect.
And give the benefit of the doubt to others till they earn it.
2. Have Goals in your life and go forward to obtain them, dont
wait for them to fall into your lap.
If you aim for nothing you'll hit it every time.
"For I know the plans I have for you,says the Lord, plans to prosper you and
not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future". JER 29.11
3. Never be racist, being different does not make you wrong, it just makes you different.
We are all fearfully and wonderfully made.
4. Obtain as much knowledge as possible, read read and then read some more
and keep the bloody TV off.
5.Love your family, never be ashamed of them even if they do not fit your ideals.
6. Treat people how you would like to be treated.'
7. Don't just do your best, give 110%, God loves a cheerful giver. So do I, so go and do the dishes.
8.Guard you heart.
"Above all else guard your heart for it is the wellspring of life". Pro 4. 23
Love is a gift to be used, don't be afraid just be careful who you chose to share it with.
9. See trouble coming
" A prudent man sees danger and takes refuge,but the simple keep going and suffer for it." Pro 23.3
And last of all
10. You are loved more than you will ever realise my babies.
They may not be perfect to others but they are mine.
"A baby is a kiss from heaven blown from the hand of God"

Now I Tag Sharon, Robyn,Teresa, Rosa, Hiccups,Kansas Rose, Leish, Kate, Renae and Chrixean. Thats 10 lol

Monday, October 16, 2006

Poo Poo

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the girl. "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo." The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: ..................... "And Tigger?"

Happy Halloween

Trick or Treat Smell my feet
give me something good to eat
if you don't I don't care
I'll make you smell my underwear...
Just kidding guys but this time of year fills me with happy happy memories of trick or treating with my American schoolfriends back in Scotland and then coming home with enough candy (or lollies as we say here in Australia) to last till the next Halloween. Candy cones, Hershey Kisses not to mention many many more.
Well Happy Halloween to all of my friends, now back to my hot balls from my aunty Betty in scotland. I have a permanant red tongue lol.



Thank you all so much for the emails and the well wishes, it is nice to know that I have some lovely cyber friends out there. So many come and go but a few have remained and this is for you. Also thought it would give Tammy a wee giggle too. ; )

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Abundance of Life

Got this in an email today and loved it so then wanted to share it,for we can all get caught up trying to keep up with everyone else. But in life there is an abundance there for us all. Why dig for peanuts when you can pick the lemons from the trees.
Also the doggy pic made me think of my little sister and her wee dog.
Life is not measured with the quantity of breaths you take,but with the quantity of moments that took your breath away !

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The bird's and the Bee's...

A little boy went to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You've got male !

Thursday, October 05, 2006

First Kiss

So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
And... Should you use some tongue?
Then you lean in and just go for it!!!
Not very fussy is he. ..

very cute though!

Cane Toad

Got this in an email from a friend (Linda) who knows a guy( her brother) that told him about this Cane toads capture up in North Queensland last week. It's times like these that I'm glad we live in SOUTH Queensland.
So what do you reckon STEROIDS ?????...
enjoy the links ; }

Hi guys, have not been on computer much for the last few days as I have had my nose stuck in a book lol, This auther Janet Evanovich, I had never heard of until my sister in law put me onto her and since then I have been addicted. It is the first author that has made me laugh so hard out loud that I cried. Seriously side splitting stuff. I am going backwards on ther range started with book ten and then went straight out the next day and bought 11 12 and 9, finished them a week later and went to the library yesterday and got 1, 4 , 5 , 8, and went to QBD today and bought 7. I never get like this with books so trust me and go get one at the library, you won't want to put it down. enjoy
Aunty Betty, start with 10 you'll laugh your bum off.xx

Monday, October 02, 2006

Jared Padalecki ..hmmm...

Good Morning to you all, Had a great nights sleep last night and a beautiful dream too. As you have probably guessed with the photo the main lead actor in my dream was the hottie Jared Padalecki. He stars as Sam in one of my favourite programs " Supernatural" .. OOps had to wipe the drool again, well as I lay in bed last night I dreamed of Jared, I was back at school--- no kids and no hubby. Just so you all know that I was not cheating on Joe lol. We were high school sweethearts , walking the hall with all the chicks jealous of me being with him... more drool ... and well as we walked through the halls to find somewhere to go and pash ( aussie for kiss) we would glance over at each other all excited for what lay ahead... that first kiss... well we found a closet and went into it which turned into a castle turret.. go figure and we kissed... but the sad part of the dream was he was a terrible kisser ROFLMBO all that angst with no treat at the end... and do you know who's fault the dream was yep you guessed it TAMMY's. I had been in her blog catching up on posts and saw her face recognition link and tried it for a laugh and guess who is the male version of me .... yep you guessed it Jared Padelecki from Supernatural lol. Which then made me wonder if I am a crap kisser for if I was kissing Jared then I was kissing myself ooowwweee. So now I am mentally scarred, ok I can now hear my aunty Betty saying no shona you just love yourself ; ) ... well thanks Tammy, I will get you back soon lol