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Friday, July 28, 2006

potato potato


THE POTATO STORY
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked,so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But, on the other hand, she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And, when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that, when she graduated, she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her,one day Yam came home and announcedshe was going to marry Eddie McGuire.
Eddie McGuire!
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Eddie McGuire because he's just . . .
Are you ready for this?

A COMMON TATER

10 comments:

Tammy said...

lmbo...this should be made into an animated movie...hey, it worked for Cars....
:-D

Buffy said...

Spud and Spud head. I hear people using these as endearment terms all the time here.

Still not convinced.

HORIZON said...

lol- So busy with this tour of homes today sis but dropped by and got a good laugh. ThanX 4 that. :)

Rosa said...

You're just too funny. Good for a Friday! yahoo.

Hawkeye The Noo said...

She should have married Saddam because he was a DICK TATER

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