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Friday, July 07, 2006

WARNING .... BEWARE !!!

Please pass this on to any woman you know who use ASDA...

A new scam is being pulled on women mainly in broad daylight in ASDA car parks.

What happens is that when the intended victim goes back to her car to put her shopping in the boot, an almost NUDE, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windscreen….

While he is doing this, another 2 young, handsome athletic men open the back doors of the car, jump in and insist the woman drive off with them to some lonely spot, where 2 have their wicked way with her and the other steals her handbag….

They are very good at this…
They got me three times Friday and five times Saturday.



I couldn't bloody find them on Sunday !

5 comments:

Sorlil said...

...ok was it cheese toasties for supper?

Tammy said...

ROFL...Oh...My...Goodness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HORIZON said...

ASDA &

The Four Horsemen of the puckered lips?
aka
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

A-Alert
S-Shoppers
D-Drawing near
A-Asda

A-Automobiles
S-Squelch
D-Dudes
A-@ Asda

A- Au naturel*
S- Scrubbers
D- Develop
A- Allergies

weirdbunny said...

You were probably too exhuasted!

Rosa said...

This must be in Australia, ONLY! Darn!!