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Saturday, February 03, 2007

Boob implants and viagra...



Choosing A Wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
]The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more a attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aaaaahahahaha! Can you imagine it? All us baby boomers running around with perky boobs and erections...not necessarily both on the same person, lmbo!

Gwen said...

Hi. I like it,my imagination ran wild after reading it.

Renae said...

That is hilarious! and yet so true.
I love the picture at the top of the joke, looks like she can barely reach the steering wheel!!!

shellyC said...

I really love that one!!! Had to copy it and send it to my husband!

Teresa said...

Very funny. You have confirmed what I have known all along. :)

sage said...

I haven't been here in a while--you're still funny! THanks for the laugh.

Jeanette said...

Hahaha Perky boobs and erections Oh Its a wonder she can see the steering wheel of her car..

HORIZON said...

Need l say, BURGER KING? Ask Ash and Tash if they remember-lol.

Michael Manning said...

Eww,really? I've always disuaded my lady friends from implants. The photo was too funny!!!

Renae said...

just popped by to see how you are doing. It's Monday, Feb. 26th.Hope all is well. I haven't heard from you. How are you feeling? Everything going alright?
Take care. Talk to ya real soon.

Renae (a.k.a. 'Christina')

Renae said...

just popped by to see how you are doing. It's Monday, Feb. 26th.Hope all is well. I haven't heard from you. How are you feeling? Everything going alright?
Take care. Talk to ya real soon.

Renae (a.k.a. 'Christina')

Renae said...

ooops! LOL, didn't mean to leave it twice.....

HORIZON said...

Missing you sis- hope all is well- hugs to A,T AND J! XXX