Shananagans

"Paddy Mick Sean and Gerry"

Two men walk into a pet shop in Dingle, Ireland. They head to the bird
section, and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up
dere," says Gerry
The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the
birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top
of Connor's Pass.
At Connor's Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1,000 ft. drop and says,
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them
on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing
himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes
his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous
for me!".

.....THERE'S MORE

Moments later, Mick arrives up at Connor's Pass. He's been to the pet
shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff, carrying another paper
bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis" Mick says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down,
Mick takes the gun and shoots the parrot.
Mick continues to plummet down and down, until he hits the bottom, and
breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm
never trying dat parrotshooting either!"

..... IT'S NOT OVER YET

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends, when Sean
O'Driscoll appears. He's also been to the pet shop, and is carrying a
paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean O'Driscoll then hurls
himself off the cliff and disappears down and down, until he hits a
rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head in disbelief, "Fook dat, lads. Dese
adventure sports are too dangerous for me.... First dere was Gerry with
his budgie jumping.... den Mick parrotshooting..... and now Sean and his
fook'n hen gliding.