True Friendship ; )

Have had a lovely

weekend, hectic

but lovely too.

Finally caught up

with a friend or two,

we have all

been so busy here,

L and L moving

house and then

buying another

( thanks for a lovely

dinner last night).

M and H having my beautiful wee nephew "Shaman"( who is just beauty at it's richest) and my lovely sister inlaw A who is due a baby (Bean as the baby has been nick named )anyday now. Well today I have received phone calls from my freinds

which makes me realise that they care more than I know.

True friends.

Have been feeling a wee bit down

lately so was real nice to hear from them one after the other lol. Have to surgicaly remove the phone from my right ear now lol. Here is a wee ode to my friends .....

True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.

"Why?"you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get

depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember.......A good friend will help you move..

...a REALLY good friend will help you move a body....

...let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth