Not for the Faint at heart

Ok guys time to get honest, I have had the most painful week. I seem to go through certain times of the month where lets put it this way... global warming rises... Last week was one of those weeks lol. Was walking through target at Harbour Town mall in the Gold Coast when one of these such events occured. I could not move and unlike the girl in the picture I had no book to bite.Now we have all had this happen to us at some thime, it's just a matter of who will admit it. Isn't it funny how we have friends to certain degree's where you could do it and they wouldn't say anything and just pretend it never happened or better still try to beat your noise level to make you feel more at home lol. Well here a a few creative ways to escape the embarasment of it.

1.Blame it on one of your kids ( a personal favourite of mine)

2.Walk away giving the man next to you a disgusted look that everyone see's.

3.Hold them all in till one of your limbs blast off with jet propulsion

4.Say Sorry that was me really loud and then the on lookers get embaressed

5.If your in church wait for a loud song to start, or just play your tambourine harder and hope your skirt hasn't inflated on you.

6.Stop eating , yeah right lke thats ever going to happen!

Have you ever done one in the supermarket then ran into the next aisle to get away from it,lol

LMBFFBO ( work it out, be creative lol)

Check out FART FACTS and if you have some better excuses then please let me know.

Till then "Wherever ye be let the wind go free" ....in other words let it out girls lol

Laugh and the world laughs with you but fart and you stand alone!

Name that Fish

Hi guys, this is the newest member of our family. An late/early birthday gift for Joe and myself. Can you guess the name.
.. drum roll... or should I say egg roll!
......Sushi.....We got him/her from our good friends Linda and Lawrence and their wee boy Lozzy. Thank you guys. xxx

Lozzy is a gorgeous wee boy, very well mannered and an absolute treasure to talk to. He really is a good kid. Jonah loves to chase him and play cars with him.

Mixed Emotions

This picture was taken of us last sunday the 6th of August, at Surfers Paradise on the Gold Coast. We love to go there when we can. This time will be our last time till the kids and I return from the UK. I have been so so very busy preparing for our holiday (Aug 20th- Sept 24) that I have hardly had time to breathe lately. Ashley and Natasha have had a cold. I thought Jonah had managed to avoid it but he has a little bit of a runny nose now. We have two and three things a day written on our fridge calender for us to do over this next week too. Am getting nervous, excited, sad, teary all at the same time. Joe and I have hardly been apart for more than 4 days at a time since we met. He means the world to me and always will. Am on auto pilot at the moment, for I think I will cry if I think too much about it, the kids are ging to miss him so much too. Jonah at the moment is turning into a right wee daddies boy too. He crys when we leave his dad at home never mind for a month. I have so many people to catch up with in the uk but would love to have had Joe there to show off. He is kinder than anyone I have ever known and came into my life at just the right time to fill a large crack in my soul. Have to shut up now but hope this helps explain why I have not been in here recently lol.
Take care for now guys and I promise next post will be more funny bone style lol

Marzipan Babies and Bean

Hi guys, got these pics in an email and thought they were worth sharing, what an amazing use of marzipan. But all in all not as sweet as our new wee nephew Dylan , isn't he just beautiful. We all think so.

Definition of Marzipan A, Almond paste: a sweet paste made of ground almonds and sugar, often with egg whites or yolks, used as a layer in cakes or molded into ornamental shapes.

I like the wee boy yawning the most and the first one with a few together on the crafty womans hand. Well done !

Welcome to our home

RIP my faithful USB port

Sorry guys, I have not had the chance to get into any blogs and the two I have Tammy and Horizon's I only did a quicky as Jonah hasnot been too good. Ashley and NAtasha both have runny noses and a slight caugh and me well nothing I would say online but not feeling real good at all. And just to boot the usb port for my camera has spat the dummy, chucked a tanty or any other way we could put it. It will be fixed on Saturday thank the lord. Took some awesome photo's but can't get them into the pc yet.arghhhh. I have the luck of the Irish this week "No good deed goes unpunished" on a brighter note. "it can only get better" ; ). (OOps now I have a pimple on my chin) these are the two last pics I took before the port died on me. Wel off to bed for me. Will be in when the pc all good to do the tour of homes, could ya'll let me know how lol. I wonder who that comment was for hmmm lol. Take care guys and I will catch up on the posts soon.xx