A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the girl. "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo." The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: ..................... "And Tigger?"
Monday, October 16, 2006
Poo Poo
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the girl. "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo." The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: ..................... "And Tigger?"
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Hi Shona.
I enjoed this humorous story and will be going back to read more.
Peace and Love to you!
Hi Shona! Love your humor...and all your posts! :) Youngest girl and I were reading them this morning and laughing hard! :D You have such a cheer filled site. The pic of the cats in the sink is just adorable. Keep these great posts coming! ps thanks for putting me on your blog list...someday I will figure out how to put my blog roll up and you will be there with bells on! Have a joy filled day! KR
This was cuteness!!
:-D
Poo comes from Tigger... Good story, I needed a laugh after today! Thanks for dropping by my site.
I almost died laughing when she said so innocently: "Yes"! When I was her age I tried to flush my oldest brother's Norelco brand electric shaver down the toilet. I was tenacious, but it "wouldn't flush down to the river"! For some reason, my brother never tried using that shaver again? :)
love it love it love it!!! Too funny!!!
Love that story- says a lot about a dad!
Shona, what the **** are hot balls?? My imagination is working overtime here, lol.
That poor little kid wondering where Pooh came from. It's very funny, but!
Have a good one and I'll catch up with you later.
Hugs
Robyn xoxo
That was very funny - kids say the a lot of funny things.
Tooo cute !!!
Thanks for dropping by my blog. Sorry it took me so long to drop by here. Lovely blog, I will be back.
Take care, Meow
I love pooh and Tigger. Megan had a giant pooh in her room when she was little.
The bear,I mean
you know what they say about large pooh's yeah you got it large tiggers lol...
How funny. Just like a dad, right! Messin' things up!
ha ha...they don't call you the funny bone for nothing ;)
Hey! I keep forgetting to mention your great taste in Music and Movies! That baby with he eyebrow action is so funny!!!!
Just as well the kid did not ask what an eeyor is:o)
not bad Hawk eye lol, I got what you meant right away lol
Popped in to say hi,great jokes will be back soon.
Just roaming about called into say Hi. Had a Chuckle at pooh and tigger.Lovely pic of the pussies in the basin.I shall return to read more
O my gosh, that was cute about "Poo. Im giving away my age when I tell you it took me a minute to get it......,without little ones around I had to read the story twice!!! lol
I meant to say I loved the "wee Irish poem! Thank you.
Love it! I had to "Laugh out loud" on that one "fo sho"!!!
Hey Shona!!! Great joke I laughed so hard, I almost fell off the chair!!1 Glad you liked my pictures. Catch you soon, cheers!!
Stopped in to say hello and glad you liked the axe photo :)
I don't get the "Pooh" thing, and Huggies .. putting him as a logo on their nappies - what the hell ??!!?
It's very hard to understand whether my son is admiring POOH on his nappy, or asking me to change it coz there's POO in it.
And Huggies think it's hilarious .. i'm sure .. ;)
That is so funny!!! Thanks for stopping by my blog. I don't often met many brisbanites on the blogsphere. Nice to me you!
Hahahaha! I didn't expect that punchline! Very funny! Thanks, you made my day! (I usually hate rainy days and Mondays...):D
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