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Saturday, July 15, 2006

Apples and Wine

Apples & Wine
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the grounds that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Share this with all the good apples you know.

Another funny from my friend Mle.xx

8 comments:

Tammy said...

Laughing...You always make me laugh!!!
:-D

Tammy said...

Hey girly...I just looked at your photo album...good looking family you have there!! I printed off the picture of Horizon and the one of you and Jonah trying to fit the cracker in his ear...lmbo...I keep a little notebook of pictures of my best blog friends...Your girls are very pretty, take after their Momma...but the eyelashes on Jonah...man...gets his looks from his Nummy lookin' Daddy!!
:-D

slap me happy said...

I am off to the Brisbane Markets this morning, fruit market yummy, glad your enjoying the new bits lol, talk later tonight lol.
xx Shona

HORIZON said...

What a punch line!! ouch!
I love a good wine though :)
I know- that should definately be on my totem. bah
call me when you can sw

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