Australian Nature at it's Best !

Read this story before you scroll down to the pictures guys .... thanks

An Australian Farmer was losing sheep in his cattle station and so decided to put up some electric fencing to keep any husslers out or dingo's. When a few days after putting up the fence he was still losing sheep he went out around
the boundary to see if the fence was working.
This is what he found. Ok you can have a quick peek but come back for the rest ok.....
These are real pictures guys. Scary huh.

Our neighbour Pete whilst his wife was on hols in the UK was playing solitaire on his pc when
he felt something rubbing over his feet, half expecting the friendly wee Possum they have on their property he looks down, not in too much of a hurry to find a KING BROWN arggg, for
the non aussies here this is one of the most if not the most poisonous snakes we have here
and whats worse is they have no anti venom for it.
By the time Joe and I got the call minutes later there was another king brown on the scene but this one was in his daks (underwear). lol

potato potato

THE POTATO STORY

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked,so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But, on the other hand, she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And, when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that, when she graduated, she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her,one day Yam came home and announcedshe was going to marry Eddie McGuire.

Eddie McGuire!

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Eddie McGuire because he's just . . .

Are you ready for this?

A COMMON TATER

House number 4

Hi guys, this isour latest venture. House number 4, and ironically it's street number is 5 lol.Jonah is fast asleep inmy arms here , typing with one hand and functioning with only two or so brain cells. So read slowly to keep up with me. Have had a busy busy week here, organising house restumpers, architects, soil testers, town planners, and lets not forget the money lol. that and three kids has done it for me this week. Tomorrow Ihave to be up and out by 7.15 to drop Joe off for a realty seminar, then onwards to the airport to pick up my cousin and his wife whom I have not seen in atleast 15 years. Our girls are excited as their daughter is aged the same as them. We have organised that she can go to school with the girls for an Aussie school experience. Should be fun for them all. Well brain is dying here so instead of pulling out a defibrilator I shall say night night to you all.

Till then take care guys xx
Check out the other pics of the place ~ let me know what you think?? :)

Camel toes

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Bean " Come on down"

My lovely sister in law A is due her wee baby this coming week. First child so please no horror stories ladies lol. She is very kind hearted and I think she will be an awesome mummy. Good liuck A with the wee one, you can do it !
This picture hmmm, I don't know if it is the real thing but it is nice to think it could be. It is amazing what a womans body is capable of, a real gift. Though we may not be feeling the love in the last stages of labour. But as wee say here in Australia, it's all good.
Remember Bean small head and let all your air out, or you'll be walking before mumy. ( Bean is the wee ones nick name lol)
xxx Aunty Shona

Rainbow...and the dirty diaper

Got these lovely photo's off our side deck, a beauty of a rainbow. Not a bad view huh. Now where do I start looking for the pot of gold. Could do with one for my holiday next month to the UK. If Horizon is any like her wee sister she was born to shop... Must go for now dirty diaper calling lol His sisters are begging me to change it lol. Boys boys boys

Apples and Wine

Apples & Wine
Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the grounds that aren’t as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Share this with all the good apples you know.

Another funny from my friend Mle.xx

Addicted to the 80's

Didn't you just love the 80's, Saturday evenings filled with watching the A Team or Baywatch, Chips, Who's the Boss, Mash, there are so many happy happy happy (did I say happy) memories for me in the 80's. The birth of Horizons beautiful Danny and Melissa. Staying over at her house helping her out with the kids and baking betty crocker Chocolate cakes and eating half of the icing before it even got onto the cake.
The reason I am going on about the 80's tonight is because my brother in law N, sent us a link ....http://www.dvdsmusicvideos.com/
Sis check out Bucks Fizz lol, this web site is bound to fill everyone of us with memories of singing into our hairbrushes and prancing around our rooms in our undies lol. Or was I the only wanna be pop star lol. Toto and africa, watching the video now I can not see why I thought they were handsome lol or Glenn Medeiros did he not know we were meant to get married. What gives there. so much for nothings gonna change my love for you.
Oh and lets not forget Ralph Machio the Karate kid, where did he go. You will all love this site I did lol was on the pc for ages much to Joes disapproval lol.
So enjoy. : )

My mouse has just spat the dummy otherwise there would be more pictures.

I Owe My Mother..

I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me abo ut ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you ge t to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

True Friendship ; )

Have had a lovely

weekend, hectic

but lovely too.

Finally caught up

with a friend or two,

we have all

been so busy here,

L and L moving

house and then

buying another

( thanks for a lovely

dinner last night).

M and H having my beautiful wee nephew "Shaman"( who is just beauty at it's richest) and my lovely sister inlaw A who is due a baby (Bean as the baby has been nick named )anyday now. Well today I have received phone calls from my freinds

which makes me realise that they care more than I know.

True friends.

Have been feeling a wee bit down

lately so was real nice to hear from them one after the other lol. Have to surgicaly remove the phone from my right ear now lol. Here is a wee ode to my friends .....

True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.

"Why?"you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get

depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember.......A good friend will help you move..

...a REALLY good friend will help you move a body....

...let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth

WARNING .... BEWARE !!!

Please pass this on to any woman you know who use ASDA...

A new scam is being pulled on women mainly in broad daylight in ASDA car parks.

What happens is that when the intended victim goes back to her car to put her shopping in the boot, an almost NUDE, good looking, tanned, muscled young man comes up to her car and pretends to wash the windscreen….

While he is doing this, another 2 young, handsome athletic men open the back doors of the car, jump in and insist the woman drive off with them to some lonely spot, where 2 have their wicked way with her and the other steals her handbag….

They are very good at this…
They got me three times Friday and five times Saturday.



I couldn't bloody find them on Sunday !

Yet more photo's

This is the last lot of photo's that I will blog for a wee while,don't want to send you all off to sleep. Love the ones of the kids, they are getting so excited about Scotland.Our wee Jonah had a fall on the lounge floor today and got a wee bloody lip so am off for now to snuggle up with him and his puckering lip.

Calling all cat lovers

I need some help.My cousin's cat had kittens and she was able to give away all but 3 of them.
I told her I would help find homes for the last 3.. I can't take them because I am allergic but if three of you could take just one it would be such a help and the kittens could have a nice home. Since she lives over by the Palisades Nuclear Power Plant, I'll go pick them up for you. I've included pictures of the last 3 kittens.
Will you help?

I am really a dog person lol. ; )

More of the Southern Alps

These are a few more of our pics taken in New Zealand, have some awesome ones taken from the plane, will post another time too.

Some of 800 +

Hi guys, here are some of my pics from last years holiday to New Zealand, the South Island was beautiful. All my own pics lol. Sore finger to prove it lol.