Meet baby 2007

Hi guys, after ages and ages of messing around trying to scan this pic off of an X-ray type of sheet. Ta Da..... this is the wee one Joe and I are expecting. And yes it is another womb thumb sucker. Ashley didn't, Natasha did and Jonah did all just to show off for the scan I am sure as they never did it after birth. Go figure huh. But all is well which is good as I have been getting a lot of abdominal pain, which has been scaring me a little. The result is because my womb is having a lie BACKWARDS it is giving me a spastic colon. Yeah sounds like fun lol. Anyhoo, I am fine now that my womb has risen from behind the pubic bone into the tummy so no longer feeling like I need to go.... bad (all day). Ah the joys, but it will be all the worth while when we set eyes on the little one. By the way have you all had a good look at my new wee gorgeous nephew "Sorley".He is just a wee kissable peach. Check out his pics in the proud mum and dad's blogs. He came on the 1st of Dec, which is cool for when we are celebrating Jonah's birthday here on the 2nd of Dec each year they will be one the day before celebrating Sorley's special day at the same time. Too cool huh. I have not been on the computer much as this time of year is hard for me, the girls have gone off to their biological fathers for Christmas, which always gets me down and worried, but thats a whole other story. Hence my absence. But after much naggin from my mum about " aunty Betty is waiting and waiting for you to post something new. well here you are Aunty Betty. Are ya happy now ?. Don't know if I will get on the pc much over the next few days as I still have to do all of my shopping. argghh and we are finishing off house number 4 at the moment aiming to be done by the 29th of Dec. Wait till I post the pics you'll all love it.
Best of wishes to you all over the festive season.
From all of us
Shona Joe Ashley Natasha Jonah and Tiny ( well he/she is only just over 5.58 cm lol)
xx

Merry Christmas

Busy as a bee

This is just a quick post to let you all know that I have not fallen off of the face of the earth. Things here have been so very very hectic. We have had school musicals, school tallent comps which my Natasha won incidentally lol. Ashley getting ready for Trinity College, $362 just for the uniform never mind the fee's but I will be quiet about that. Then we had Jonahs 2nd Birthday which we celebrated at Australia Zoo with baby Bob on his 3rd birthday ( 1 Dec) and Terri and Bindi, not to mention Noddy and Big ears being there too. We all had an awesome day there and I have pick of Bob too and video to show also. Then we had Ashley's graduation party at school with a special mass for them all. Hormones were flying people and they were not mine lol even the boys were crying. Hard for them all to leave as it has been a small school approx 200 students in total and all very close knit to each other. And in between that we have been renovating house number 4 which we restumped and added decks and one more bedroom. Joe has done the Lions share of all the work I can't do much at the moment ( now 11 weeks preg) but have been organising the tradies etc which helps a bit I guess. Feel bad that I have not gotten into all your blogs for a while but have just been so tired come night time and have opted to go to bed with Jonah lol. Poor Joe doesn't get a look in at the moment. Hope I get some energy soon. Will get round you all in the next few days guys but have been thinking of you all daily.
xx
shona

Congratulations

This is just a wee post to say congrats to my friend Linda (and her hubby) . Just got this in an email. Isn't it nice what can be done these days to introduce you to your little miracle. He looks like he is going to be another gorgeous little stud like Lozzy (their first wee boy). Who just happens to know more about cars and their engines than all of us put together lol. He is a very intelligent little boy with great manners, and a wicked sense of humour. I have not had much time to catch up with then since my return from the UK . But I just wanted to let linda know that I love her and wish we lived a bit closer. And most of all am glad she is my friend.

xx

shona

Happy Friday Guys ; )

Thought this one might give you all a giggle, esp Puss in Boots. How many patients have we had that we have wanted to do this to. LOL. Have had a hectic week and am slowly getting back into gear and catching up with all your posts. Hope your all well and happy. After all it is Friday.

Have a great one guys

xx

shona

Brain Farts

I love this pic, makes me laugh. For my brain has started to spasm whenever I try to use it now.lol Ah the joys of being pregnant. Am doing a bit of a clear out of the pc, too many pics on it now. And am going to post the funny ones as I go, so I hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

xx

shona

Green around the gills

Hey guys, just a quickie today as I am not feeling the best, just wanted to give a wee update on Jonah. After seeing the Dr fiddling with his bits he was non too pleased and screamed at the Dr... NO Jonah's diddle.. then went to mama nappee on peeze. Home home see dadee. It was sad. Poor wee bugger did not want touched there at all but the good part was the surgical dr prescribed some cream to help dialate his skin all on it's own. Going back in 3 months for a check up if no problems before then like UTI's. So please pray the cream works. Hope you all have a great week remember your never more than 6 days from Friday. ; )

xx
shona

Psyched out..

Am totally psyched, just managed to get a hold of John Edward tickets, I have read all his books and just love him to bits. I tried to get through forever to get tickets and this time I got through before they were sold out. Check out his site, I just tried to poach a pic for the blog but a pop up message comes saying "image protected from the other side" lol. I am also a massive fan of Allison Du Bois, yes yet another medium. Well now my brain is awash with what should I wear. Will he notice me in the crowd and will anyone of my deceased relatives want to contact me or have they had enough of me lol. So this Friday evening the 10th of November, my sis in law and I are off. Quite excited about it also because it is my first night out since Jonah was born. Will let you all know how it goes.

My wee mans ..wee ..man

Hi guys, what a busy week I have had. Firstly Jonah has been having troubles with his wee man. Not big open enough at the end to let out his wee wee. His prepuce (thats foreskin is way too tight) so on Wednesday we have to go to Mater Children's Hospital for a wee op. He is getting the prepuce stretched. Unlike the USA the circumcision rate here in Australia is a lot less common. What can we say we like to be prepared. lol They are now finding uses for the forskin here in Australia like usages as skin grafting for appendix ops etc. Which takes me back to the USA what the hell are ya'll building with that much foreskin lol. Hot air balloon of some giant needs an appendix replacement lol. Any hoo, Jonah has been struggling to get full evacuation for his wee wee which has been causing problems and pain, which no mother likes to see their child in. Also guys a wee surprise approx 3 mm lol Joe and I are Pregnant again. Due next June 29th.
xx
shona
Ps please pray all goes well on Wednesday for the wee guy.
xx

It's a corker...

The Cork Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.! If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out ?" I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt." "I do not understand," said the other. The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish." I said, "No shit?"

The Big Ten

My brother asked me to participate in his meme of what 10 things would I most like to impart to my children. And well these are my answers.

1.Thou stalt have no other God before me.
that includes TV kids.

2.Thou shalt not make any graven image.
that also includes TV kids.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
even when all your friends are doing it, and it may seem cool.

4.Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.
Live ever day like you meant too, your regrets will be fewer.

5.Honour thy Father and thy Mother.
Even if you thinks they are wrong or even uncool. Not that I am ok folks.

6.Thou shalt not kill
This includes my patience, my finances, my furniture and of course the dogs.

7.Thou shalt not commit adultery.
We will go into that one more when your older. lol

8.Thou shalt not steal.
Even from the lolly jar when you think I won't notice.

9.Thou shall not bear false witness.
This includes little white ones like no mum you don't look fat in those pants.

10.Thou shalt not covet.
Be happy with what you have in life.


Those are the main ten and then I still have more like

1. Respect those who earn your respect.
And give the benefit of the doubt to others till they earn it.

2. Have Goals in your life and go forward to obtain them, dont
wait for them to fall into your lap.
If you aim for nothing you'll hit it every time.
"For I know the plans I have for you,says the Lord, plans to prosper you and
not to harm you, plans to give you a hope and a future". JER 29.11

3. Never be racist, being different does not make you wrong, it just makes you different.
We are all fearfully and wonderfully made.

4. Obtain as much knowledge as possible, read read and then read some more
and keep the bloody TV off.

5.Love your family, never be ashamed of them even if they do not fit your ideals.
You are unique JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

6. Treat people how you would like to be treated.'

7. Don't just do your best, give 110%, God loves a cheerful giver. So do I, so go and do the dishes.

8.Guard you heart.
"Above all else guard your heart for it is the wellspring of life". Pro 4. 23
Love is a gift to be used, don't be afraid just be careful who you chose to share it with.

9. See trouble coming
" A prudent man sees danger and takes refuge,but the simple keep going and suffer for it." Pro 23.3
And last of all

10. You are loved more than you will ever realise my babies.

They may not be perfect to others but they are mine.

"A baby is a kiss from heaven blown from the hand of God"

Now I Tag Sharon, Robyn,Teresa, Rosa, Hiccups,Kansas Rose, Leish, Kate, Renae and Chrixean. Thats 10 lol

Poo Poo

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the girl. "Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo." The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: ..................... "And Tigger?"

Happy Halloween

Trick or Treat Smell my feet
give me something good to eat
if you don't I don't care
I'll make you smell my underwear...
Just kidding guys but this time of year fills me with happy happy memories of trick or treating with my American schoolfriends back in Scotland and then coming home with enough candy (or lollies as we say here in Australia) to last till the next Halloween. Candy cones, Hershey Kisses not to mention many many more.
Well Happy Halloween to all of my friends, now back to my hot balls from my aunty Betty in scotland. I have a permanant red tongue lol.

xxx
shona

Friendship..

Thank you all so much for the emails and the well wishes, it is nice to know that I have some lovely cyber friends out there. So many come and go but a few have remained and this is for you. Also thought it would give Tammy a wee giggle too. ; )

Abundance of Life

Got this in an email today and loved it so then wanted to share it,for we can all get caught up trying to keep up with everyone else. But in life there is an abundance there for us all. Why dig for peanuts when you can pick the lemons from the trees.

Also the doggy pic made me think of my little sister and her wee dog.

Life is not measured with the quantity of breaths you take,but with the quantity of moments that took your breath away !

The bird's and the Bee's...

A little boy went to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:





You've got male !

First Kiss

So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?

Is your breath fresh?

And... Should you use some tongue?

Then you lean in and just go for it!!!

Not very fussy is he. ..

very cute though!

Cane Toad

Got this in an email from a friend (Linda) who knows a guy( her brother) that told him about this Cane toads capture up in North Queensland last week. It's times like these that I'm glad we live in SOUTH Queensland.

So what do you reckon STEROIDS ?????...

enjoy the links ; }

Hi guys, have not been on computer much for the last few days as I have had my nose stuck in a book lol, This auther Janet Evanovich, I had never heard of until my sister in law put me onto her and since then I have been addicted. It is the first author that has made me laugh so hard out loud that I cried. Seriously side splitting stuff. I am going backwards on ther range started with book ten and then went straight out the next day and bought 11 12 and 9, finished them a week later and went to the library yesterday and got 1, 4 , 5 , 8, and went to QBD today and bought 7. I never get like this with books so trust me and go get one at the library, you won't want to put it down. enjoy
xx
Aunty Betty, start with 10 you'll laugh your bum off.xx
shona

Jared Padalecki ..hmmm...

Good Morning to you all, Had a great nights sleep last night and a beautiful dream too. As you have probably guessed with the photo the main lead actor in my dream was the hottie Jared Padalecki. He stars as Sam in one of my favourite programs " Supernatural" .. OOps had to wipe the drool again, well as I lay in bed last night I dreamed of Jared, I was back at school--- no kids and no hubby. Just so you all know that I was not cheating on Joe lol. We were high school sweethearts , walking the hall with all the chicks jealous of me being with him... more drool ... and well as we walked through the halls to find somewhere to go and pash ( aussie for kiss) we would glance over at each other all excited for what lay ahead... that first kiss... well we found a closet and went into it which turned into a castle turret.. go figure and we kissed... but the sad part of the dream was he was a terrible kisser ROFLMBO all that angst with no treat at the end... and do you know who's fault the dream was yep you guessed it TAMMY's. I had been in her blog catching up on posts and saw her face recognition link and tried it for a laugh and guess who is the male version of me .... yep you guessed it Jared Padelecki from Supernatural lol. Which then made me wonder if I am a crap kisser for if I was kissing Jared then I was kissing myself ooowwweee. So now I am mentally scarred, ok I can now hear my aunty Betty saying no shona you just love yourself ; ) ... well thanks Tammy, I will get you back soon lol

Memories

WE HAVE LAUGHED TOGETHER

You've been my sister

for many years,

We've laughed together

And shed some tears.

We've had harsh words,

And pulled some hair

But against the world

We are a terrific pair.

Our times together are very few,

I just want to say I LOVE YOU!